Aha!

I was dropping off John Dickson at school yesterday when I discovered just why he had his suspicious "back to school bash." You may recall that John Dickson is not changing classes and was never not in school. So I walk up to the door and there it is... the sign...

"Fall registration fee of $60 has been charged to your account and is due September 16." And then in invisible ink... "There was a party, remember?"

So that got me thinking... I'm going to start charging people for nothing. Apparently there are suckers out there who will pay it... and apparently I am one of them. Bye bye $60... You would have made some really pretty red shoes.